tonight the little girls wanted me to tell them a bedtime story. this is how that went as i lay next to devan on her bed.
whit: mom, tell us a story about how you and dad met.
me: well, once upon a time, when i was a little girl, i used to dream about meeting the perfect boy...
devan: (interrupting) was is ken? cuz' ken is number one.
me: what? like barbie? no. i used to dream...
whit: mom, i know what ipad starts with. i!
me: yes, whitney. that's true. anyway. when i was a...
devan: (pointing to my cleavage laughing) mom, is that a butt crack?
me: oh my gosh. you are so rude. so, when i...
whit: mom, i know what ipad starts with. i!
me: the end. good night girls.
girls: good night!
maybe i should stick to books at bedtime.
3 comments:
HA HA HA!! Too funny! I would like to hear that story again about how you and Wade got together....I think I remember something about him following you home....and asking you out while you were on a date with someone else? Maybe that was someone else...my memory is horrible...but, I think I'm right on this one. Great love story! Let's hear it!
I promise to listen without interrupting.
HAhahahahaha.......LOVE IT!
So funny! I love it! :-)
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